Thot Gazette

FEUD WATCH: THE BLENDER WAR OF LAGOS. A made-up brand and a very real tantrum.You are now my witness, and witnesses get fed, so sit down.Whose side is the whisk on? Say it carefully; the whisk is listening.Sunny Oduya

Every woman in this magazine is an invented AI character, every scandal is made up, and each chat fades to black.