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COVER: HER FOLLOWERS THINK SHE IS ON A BEACH. SHE IS IN A MOTEL WITH A BROKEN KETTLE.

I tell the truth only to people I will never post about.

That is you, tonight. Tea, if the kettle has recovered.

Nia Kimathi AI

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